dweefy:

Last night.

ommg

(Source: decadentdepraved)

lezombiekiwi:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

HAH so many dum people

(Source: abakkus)

dadz0ne:

barackobama:

Jacob spoke first.

“I want to know if my hair is just like yours,” he told Mr. Obama, but so quietly that the president asked him to speak again.

Jacob did, and Mr. Obama replied, “Why don’t you touch it and see for yourself?” He brought his head level with Jacob, who hesitated.

“Touch it, dude!” Mr. Obama said.

As Jacob, who was 5, patted the presidential crown, Mr. Souza snapped.

“So, what do you think?” Mr. Obama asked.

omg that awkk moment when you can hear someone talk about you (but not to you)

morgotron:

johnxdope:

• A better looking face.
• A thinner stomach.
• To be talented at something.
• Straight, white teeth.
• Better hair.
• Toned arms.
• Abs.
• Confidence.
• A more lovable personality.

Shit, can I just be a completely different person?

laadjhgf

SHELDON

(Source: shelly--cooper)

HA ohmy kids these days

(Source: taniavalente)

today’s going to be a fun day

atwjlkaewt so excited

kkbyee

zodiacccc:

1. Start a new trend.
2. Go barefoot everywhere.
3. Smoke weed.
4. Skinny-dip.
5. Experiment with chemicals.
6. Collect insects.
7. Thrift store shopping.
8. Go to an arcade.
9. Go to a rave.
10. Attend a political rally.
11. Study crystals.
12. Ice skating.

wait wut almost all of this sounds appealing

(Source: nakamagome2)

nastynaaz:

want.

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